There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman’s got twenty, but a guy’s got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell

NOPE.

Problem is, I tend to do these things even when I’m telling the truth. I’ve always had “resting guilt face” and it’s been a pretty big hindrance.

Sure hope there aren’t any cops reading this bullshit.

a handful of random prescription anti-psychotic meds makes more sense than kingdom hearts.

Still makes more sense than everything after Kingdom Hearts 1.

“While there are a variety of influences (a pandemic, terrorism, 9-11, Trump, etc) we can only really blame ourselves for these issues. We created them.”

I would bet that creature had nothing to say about Trumps pardon list.

Not ungreying the reply, but I’ll address a point:

“Faux News Emergency! Sleepy, warmongering Biden is releasing hardened criminal traitors onto the American public!” “Heroic January 6th Patriots to be interviewed on this crisis, with Spawn “Lumpy” Hammyface at the helm!”

There’s no statute of limitation on murder and she was an accomplice as far as I’m concerned.

I do not believe that. Mostly because this assumes there is absolutely no better way to handle things which is bs.

*Clenched fist*

Yes the person who killed him said he was on drugs, I also often take killers at their word.

Yeah psychedelics and guns do not sound like a good mix. Playing around with a tool of death while are tripping balls and vulnerable is a terrible idea.

Also, if you’re going to take drugs, take drugs in a crowd that you know has your back and will protect you if things go sideways (as opposed to shooting you).

to cover your bases, you may want to warn your son about getting high, wildly shooting his AK-47, and aiming his gun as a threat at other hallucinating gun owners.

So, first, it’s a state job. Good benefits, possibly even a real pension.

Probably one of those “I need a job any job” situations... but Jesus 12 years... 

Her decision to work at a place like that is kinda baffling. I’d be more surprised if a museum dedicated to the Confederacy didn’t discriminate.