I think it's pretty shitty of someone (famous or not) to just stand their while their sister assaults their husband. It's even shittier to continue this passive aggressive tirade on the internet. Is this not considered a form of domestic violence? Oh but it's ok since Beyonce is involved.

Like most great artists and scientists, I make my living piggy backing off the work of others.

Thanks for your not so nuanced restatement of my joke.

There's a lot of crap on Elite Daily, but sometimes they get it so, so right:

http://elitedaily.com/life/culture/w…

He was just taking Bey's advice. Solange isn't too familiar with the rules of party jumpin'

I once attended a house party hosted by a brother of a girlfriend.

My favorite kinds of news stories:

Hmm. This is a hard one- because, I don't really think words like "feminism" belong in sexual fantasies. Sex isn't really a political thing to me- it's an emotional, irrational, raw thing that stands separate from my political views and morals. That being said- I think any porn where the girl is enjoying herself (in…

I think the idea of circumcision is strange. Why would we be born with something that needs to be removed? For female pubic hair, my preference is a small patch. It's just an aesthetic preference. I do believe cash is an appropriate wedding gift, it's better than another set of plates you didn't really need in the…

Hi Asa thanks for being here!

Actually, "Prison Wine" is my vagina's nickname.

Putting sugar of any kind in your vagina is generally a bad idea- as many people who have done the 'honey for my honey' thing can attest*

if you leave sugar in your vagina long enough you can make prison wine I hear.

My husband and I once made jalapeño poppers for dinner and he cleaned the seeds out. Later, we figured out that the oils definitely do not come off with hand washing with soap and water....

Can we please stop with the mental illness concern trolling? It's just so tedious when, in response to any inexplicably horrible human behavior, some do-gooder has to suggest "maybe s/he's just mentally ill!" No. Mental illness is a genetically based disorder that has not dramatically increased in frequency during…

as a nurse I have seen strange pass through the ER and up to surgery for removal. Are you sure this was "on" and not "in"? Either way, it beats hell out of the old flashlight in the rectum stories. For the record, more men come to the ER with problems of this nature than women. Guess we women sort know what should…

NOPE.

Intriguing thesis, but may I suggest the counterargument:

Normally, I'm all against violence as an answer. I'm proud of the fact I've managed to talk my way out of a few fights in my life, but also I'm a dad. If someone had done this to a memorial for my daughter, I would find him and put the boots to him medium style. Just reading this makes my fucking blood boil so much,…

My boyfriend and I were watching one of those Ancient Aliens shows the other day (OK BEAR WITH ME I PROMISE THERE'S A POINT) where this guy was speculating how this temple couldn't have been made by slave labor and how the only plausible theory was aliens. It dawned on me that believing an alien race came from another…