I'm just glad they never cast somebody else to play him in some other movie that supposedly takes place within the same universe. You would hate for the longest running expanded comic movie universe to start having continuity flaws at this stage in the game.

I'd say the past of humanity.

I thought it was...

My greatest fear is that Idiocracy becomes a documentary.

Actually, "Prison Wine" is my vagina's nickname.

Putting sugar of any kind in your vagina is generally a bad idea- as many people who have done the 'honey for my honey' thing can attest*

if you leave sugar in your vagina long enough you can make prison wine I hear.

My husband and I once made jalapeño poppers for dinner and he cleaned the seeds out. Later, we figured out that the oils definitely do not come off with hand washing with soap and water....

Can we please stop with the mental illness concern trolling? It's just so tedious when, in response to any inexplicably horrible human behavior, some do-gooder has to suggest "maybe s/he's just mentally ill!" No. Mental illness is a genetically based disorder that has not dramatically increased in frequency during…

as a nurse I have seen strange pass through the ER and up to surgery for removal. Are you sure this was "on" and not "in"? Either way, it beats hell out of the old flashlight in the rectum stories. For the record, more men come to the ER with problems of this nature than women. Guess we women sort know what should…

NOPE.

Intriguing thesis, but may I suggest the counterargument:

The biggest problem I've seen with strangers petting dogs is that they loom over them like Godzilla and then proceed to move their hand over the top of the head like an air strike. Unless the dog is rather mellow and well socialized, this will logically lead to a fear reaction and possibly an attempt to bite the…

So before the belly rub, there has to be furrplay?

Normally, I'm all against violence as an answer. I'm proud of the fact I've managed to talk my way out of a few fights in my life, but also I'm a dad. If someone had done this to a memorial for my daughter, I would find him and put the boots to him medium style. Just reading this makes my fucking blood boil so much,…

My boyfriend and I were watching one of those Ancient Aliens shows the other day (OK BEAR WITH ME I PROMISE THERE'S A POINT) where this guy was speculating how this temple couldn't have been made by slave labor and how the only plausible theory was aliens. It dawned on me that believing an alien race came from another…

That cat chart should have "certain death" and "slightly less certain death, depending on what the cat feels like today".

Ditto for one of my dogs. I've had friends say "aren't you hurting him" when I'm drumming on petting the top of his head. But if i stop, he lifts his head under my hand and tells me "keep drumming, I'll be sure to let you know if it hurts."

Now I have a mental image of Wolverine saying Tee Hee. Also it aappears the unicorn's second horn also grants wishes.

One of my pet peeves, so to speak, is that a lot of people seem to pound on animals roughly rather than stroke them gently.