I'm genuinely concerned I should start bulk buying leads now in preparation.

"give me back my damn dogs" You are awesome!

You are my absolute hero.

When me and my mum started visiting animal shelters to look for a dog I cried every time. All these faces jumping up and looking for love. Broke my heart.

Oh god so much eyeliner.

And can you ride your kids to work/the shops/on a magical quest? No you can't!

"Oh but he's just so funny and silly guys!" No. Not this. He's a manipulative cunt. He was fired by The Times for making up a quote, kicked off the Tory frontbench for lying to the (now) ex-party leader about an affair he was having with a journalist and he gave the address of a reporter to a friend of his so said…

This. I thought Jezebel would be better than this shit.

My thoughts on stilettos are exactly the same as yours. I'm 22 and my current stiletto walk is very close to Bambi on ice. I need time to develop my bending-inwards ankles!

Your grandmother is my agespiration =) Also lifespiration.

Firstly, I love you, this = exactly it!

See my hair is pretty fine so maybe I should just try that. Thanks for the advice! =)

Because sadly some people are judgemental wankers.

Like this? Cos I love this advert.

Whatever. I love Topshop and I have good fashion sense.

What ratio mayo to olive oil? Also, can you use mayo from a tube or does it have to be fresh and organic and stuff? My fried, bleached-to-white hair loves a good mask.

That's a fair point and I know a few people who would be interested. Thanks for the link I'll have a look.

I really, really wish I didn't live in the UK right now because a Lovecraft Con sounds epic.

My (otherwise seriously awesome) history teacher had our class of 12 year olds watch that. As an overly anxious child I was severely traumatised.

You are my hero. Seriously I want to be you =)