Oh god so much eyeliner.

And can you ride your kids to work/the shops/on a magical quest? No you can't!

"Oh but he's just so funny and silly guys!" No. Not this. He's a manipulative cunt. He was fired by The Times for making up a quote, kicked off the Tory frontbench for lying to the (now) ex-party leader about an affair he was having with a journalist and he gave the address of a reporter to a friend of his so said…

This. I thought Jezebel would be better than this shit.

My thoughts on stilettos are exactly the same as yours. I'm 22 and my current stiletto walk is very close to Bambi on ice. I need time to develop my bending-inwards ankles!

Your grandmother is my agespiration =) Also lifespiration.

Firstly, I love you, this = exactly it!

See my hair is pretty fine so maybe I should just try that. Thanks for the advice! =)

Because sadly some people are judgemental wankers.

Like this? Cos I love this advert.

Whatever. I love Topshop and I have good fashion sense.

What ratio mayo to olive oil? Also, can you use mayo from a tube or does it have to be fresh and organic and stuff? My fried, bleached-to-white hair loves a good mask.

You are my hero. Seriously I want to be you =)

This. It annoys me to see this being turned into a feminist issue. The reason Sharapova and Azarenka do it is to psyche out their opponents which is obnoxious and lazy.

LEEDS! LEEDS! LEEDS! *ahem*

I thought that too especially as Jez is pretty left-wing and the Daily Mail..isn't.

I hate to break it to you but there are actually people in this world who simply hate children and love animals.

Your dog sounds awesome!

Or it'll grow up and be a murderer/rapist/tax avoider.

Love the look on her face in the second photo, "What happened? It wasn't me!" ^_^