LEEDS! LEEDS! LEEDS! *ahem*

I thought that too especially as Jez is pretty left-wing and the Daily Mail..isn't.

I hate to break it to you but there are actually people in this world who simply hate children and love animals.

Your dog sounds awesome!

Or it'll grow up and be a murderer/rapist/tax avoider.

Love the look on her face in the second photo, "What happened? It wasn't me!" ^_^

My sister-in-law is friends with someone who has a friend who shagged him and according to her this is exactly it.

Link? =)

Does any incredible hair genius have a suggestion for how to do the top-middle one? Inquiring mind needs to know.

This is the exact problem I have and it's so damn frustrating. I can never buy fitted tops or dresses because my boobs are much bigger than the rest of me so I'm stuck with baggy t-shirts or stretchy jersey.

This. I'm a UK 6 with a 32E chest which means I can never buy fitted tops or dresses from the high street, (the only place I can afford to shop). I'm not saying it to make anyone else feel bad but all I hear is, "That's not a real problem." It's frustrating that clothes aren't made for real women, i.e. women of all…

A sales lady convinced me to buy 5 bottles of Clinique products when I only wanted a moisturiser. It absolutely fried my skin, I already have really dry skin but using those products left it bright red and peeling after a couple of weeks. Luckily their customer service people gave me a full refund but I massively…

You have a crazy cool job!

What the fuck is even a scooped out bagel? And why would you order a bagel if you're trying to be healthy? That is such a blatant 'I'm so healthy compared to all you pigs'.

Eugh those adverts are awful. They make me so annoyed.

Yes! I saw this on TV the other day and spent so long trying to work out what it was even advertising. Fuck knows what they're marketing departmenr was thinking.

Ah I see. Ooh that's irritating.

Thank you for sharing that. I'm really sorry about your friend.

Oh my god I am so, so sorry. What the actual fuck is wrong with people? When you book the ticket it says quiet carriage, when you sit down there are signs everywhere and when the conductor does all the chatty shit they specifically say not to use phones if you're in the quiet carriage. It's like everyone thinks this…

Eugh this. I book the quiet carriage because I like to hear other people shut the fuck up, not because I want to listen to your baby screaming or watch your little kid run up and down the aisle while you chat on your phone.