Thank you for sharing that. I'm really sorry about your friend.

Oh my god I am so, so sorry. What the actual fuck is wrong with people? When you book the ticket it says quiet carriage, when you sit down there are signs everywhere and when the conductor does all the chatty shit they specifically say not to use phones if you're in the quiet carriage. It's like everyone thinks this…

Eugh this. I book the quiet carriage because I like to hear other people shut the fuck up, not because I want to listen to your baby screaming or watch your little kid run up and down the aisle while you chat on your phone.

If you think it's fine for governments to violently attack people for protesting by occupying then we are obviously never going to agree.

Are you saying it's ok to pepper spray people peacefully protesting?

Did you read the bit about enacting anti-abortion laws?

Yes! That is such a good idea. Plus, then I have an excuse to put my future-dog in a vest. I mean I know they don't need clothes but they just look so gosh darn cute in them.

Your dog is beautiful!

That bow! That face! Awwww!

I have bad anxiety and nothing calms me down better than a dog. I'm pretty sure they should be mandatory at all social events.

ThisThisThis, so much this.

Except from the article what they're saying is the bride and groom are involving their pets in their weddings. Nobody's randomly bringing their dog to other people's weddings and if they are they're obviously dicks. The same way people who bring their uninvited children are dicks.

This. Even though I'm a crazy hypochondriac I never go to the doctors or the hospital.

Your dog is so beautiful! I'm jealous =)

"You die in Guantanamo, alone and misunderstood." That sounds like the end to a particularly depressing/traumatising 'Choose Your Own Adventure' book.

Don't apologise for the length of your reply, it's so informative and helpful, thank you for taking the time to write it! I never know what to write in cover letters so the fact that you've taken the time to explain what employers look at is really helpful for me as well as my boyfriend, so thank you for that. I'd…

Wow, that is so in depth and informative, I honestly didn't expect such a detailed answer so thank you so much, this is brilliant. I really appreciate you taking the time to write this and I know he will too. It's actually editorial that he's looking to go into so this is particularly helpful. The bit about not just…

Apologies for being a massive pain but my boyfriend really wants to go into publishing. He's currently studying an English and History degree and wants to do a Masters in publishing but before he finishes his degree he wants to get work experience at a publishing company. I was wondering if you have any advice I could…

I don't know. Those people are generally on a hair-trigger at the best of times. Think of the pranks you could play.

Prone to comments such as, "I'll be right back" and "I'm sure it's just the wind".