We are, however, still unclear on whether we are human or dancer.

Maybe they were trying to get out in front of the weirdos who will most definitely speculate inappropriately about Kardashian black widows?

I think it may be shorter than that. Part of the reason older Democrats were so flummoxed by young people breaking so hard for Bernie is that older generations haven't quite grokked there's already a 10+ year window of eligible voters with no memory of the Cold War and no such biases.

I said it all through the primaries and then shut the fuck up about it through the general, but you've gotta stand for something if you want to get anywhere. Left, center-left, center, just plant your flag and have some damn courage in your convictions. Elections are won less with persuasion than with mobilization. We…

All I ever hear in his speeches is Harold Hill if he got really old and angry and lost all of his charm. We got trouble, with a capital T and that comes with P.

Thighs are the best part of buff guys doing crunches/bicycles.

I think the problem is that apparently American culture's at a fucking awful 12:00 where his broken, petty, and senile clock can win the electoral college. He may be a stupid fucker, but his base, craven instincts serve him well in the world as it is. He may not be playing 17-dimensional chess and instead just be a…

I was disappointed we didn't get ghosts of the rest of the Roanoke cast too.

Woo Taiwanese onryos for some reason.

I watch both American Horror Story and RuPaul's Drag Race at the same bar. It seems like the optimal way to experience them both, for similar reasons.

I's a good day to die,
To stand and fight and spill our guts,
A good day to die,
Though if somebody ever said for what,
We forgot.
Sober reflection, perhaps maybe not

"I had a stroke/
I had a stroke/
I had a stroke/
I had a stro—"

The salmon ladder was the pebble that started an avalanche.

I kinda hope every season of The 100 ends with Clarke forced to commit larger and larger scale mass murders. Blonde bisexual genocide machine, that girl.

Paula and Greg making healthier choices while Rebecca backslides after getting what she "wanted" at the end of the last season has amped up the drama too. It feels more urgent now.

With one exception: the 37th Streep's patronus is Rosalind Russell. But then Russell's is Streep again and the cycle resumes.

Fine!

No!

Please, I'm only on dope.

I think Cuaron basically did that at the start of Prisoner of Azkaban.