Can you imagine getting yanked out of your SoCal high school and banished to a Lithuanian village where there’s “no restaurants, malls, nothing really” through no fault of your own, but rather because your dipshit less-talented older brother tried to shoplift luxury goods in China?

First test for Coach Strong- there is absolutely no reason why Childs should remain on the team if he was the one who pulled his gun first. Naturally, if Childs was good, I would firmly believe that this is a teaching moment. Fortunately, we have plenty of talent at safety and Childs was never very good.

Come on, you googled that.

My faith in humanity will be irrevocably shaken if we can no longer trust our great institutions like collegiate athletics.

Are they now Woke Forest?

I’m a little disappointed Army had to have WF’s game plan given to them.

Hey now, Wright State is a real school. A crappy school, too, but real nonetheless.

I have heard the same of Derrick Rose.

Well, hell, even I can beat Tom Brady in a foot race...

His opening kick-off return against the Colts in the Super Bowl was amazing.

If there’s one punter in the Hall of Fame, Hester belongs there. His bust in the Hall should be pointed away from the kickers with the head looking over his shoulder. Hester was the best, he belongs in the HoF.

Can someonw please put together a hierarchy of racism/sexism/xenophobia/sexual objectivity combinations so I understand who the hate the most in New America? Like, obviously a black Muslim is at the very bottom of the Trump supporter’s list, and a hot white immigrant is the most acceptable and goes to the top. But…

WMU coach Steve Hawkins went on to say he was disappointed to be losing a player who was clearly one of his best shooters.

This is Steve Bannon, close debate:

The real story is that they didn’t fine some of the Eagles players like Carson Wentz and Zach Ertz for wearing cleats with Bible verses that aren’t tied to any particular charity or foundation.

A cold shudder just went down Mike Spence’s spine. “Dammit, how do we get an ultrasound in there first before those tramps take their whore pills??”

Isn’t that the strangest thing? I was in Michigan and mentioned ordering food from an app, and they looked at me like I was crazy. And there were restaurants on Grubhub there!

I’m a FIB/FISH. Yr state is a great place to have a weekend cabin if you don’t mind mosquitos. (I do, which is why I live in Southern California.)

Important: Can the animals still get abortions?

I’ll never understand why people disparage safe spaces, especially not the white dudes whose forefathers created private schools and the suburbs.