It’s a place you have to go at least once when your 21 and can deal with how shitty it is. In theory it is awesome, but yes, it is a gross and terrible place. Which is why I one would think a Sox fan would like it.

Go cry yourself to sleep underneath a piece of cardboard next to your “DownArrow” stadium, you Kenny Williams loving fuck. Let me guess, you grew up in Hoffman Estates and wanted to be a bad boy so you picked the Sox, but are secretly sad because you couldn’t truly enjoy a heavenly place like The Cubby Bear, Murphy’s…

“Jerking an insurance dong” sounds like what any fancy lady does when she meets a professional ball player.

I’m sorry cubs fan, and I totally think this would be fitting...

People are evil, and I hate everyone.

Some cubs fan probably still sucked his d.

There is? I guess I haven’t noticed all the Sox fans in my facebook feed crying about being left behind, just like they were in middle school.

those men are dumb. I am a man, and I have never understood how a catcall or anything like that is thought of to be flattering. it’s creepy. I don’t think this was something that was ever taught to me, to not creep out women, but I don’t understand. I. Just. Don’t. Get. It.

In Alabama that might not be such a bad thing...

Whoa, don’t bring glorious pierogi into this shitshow. #polishfoodsmatter

Nah, just the white people who don’t want to live with inbred cannibals in a fucking swamp that will be submerged into the ocean soon.

You don’t have to slather brisket either, and the wait is worth it. Clearly you are doing it wrong.

We have to save ourselves from those bad decisions, right? I agree.

Yada yada Facebook joke something something white entitlement.

Texas brisket > all

a private school can do whatever they want to protect their image. They don’t want to be labeled as tolerating anti-semitism.

This is his key demographic. The Trump campaign is hoping there were some Blacks and Mexicans in thathe house.

I’m a Christian, and I always will be. My faith is very important to me, and I take steps to further my knowledge of Christ and the teachings in the Bible. There are a lot of good things in there, but also some stuff that makes zero sense to me. It’s my faith, and I can do what I want with it. Key word: MY.