Sarah Palin would make a great high school science teacher.

Water is wet.

Would I save face if I said Bruce Lee is cooler than Chuck Norris?

Charles Bronson is cooler than Clint Eastwood.

"Dis ain't ovah."

"The last one had Michelle Bachmann, Anthony Wiener, Ann Coulter"

No argument there. DC Snyderverse is like the new Transformers franchise.

Sharknado is definitely something that needs to have four movies.

That's not saying much tbh.

But what about Star Trek three-dimensional Chess?

How is this show still on the air anyway?

I seriously hope not. I am supposed to see it this weekend…please don't let the Russo Bros pull a Zack Snyder….

The Marvel Cinematic Universe?

Or he says, "DC movies are too deep for all your Marvel fans to understand. I am gritty and edgy."

I hear it's rules are very similar to Griffinball.

Can we also get an apology for Avatar The Last Airbender?

It's gold, Jerry! Gold!

I'm Mr. Burns. Blah blah blah. Do this, do that. Blah blah blah. I think I'm so big. Blah blah blah…

I can't wait to get tickets to this. I hear they are easily available.

As long as he is not trying to get an action figure on Christmas eve, I am okay with this.