I dunno why... just jumped to mind

I know that's a shovel, but I want it to be a banjo for reasons I don't completely understand.

Great review! I totally asked Siri if she had seen Her, too. Here's the conversation we had, with the same moment of disappointment, too.

And here I thought Eli Manning's QB rating was the most grotesque single digit of the day.

Sam was actually going to be here, but the lanyard and tag they gave us is a sturdy metal, and he herniated a disc on his way to the press seating.

Can't I just get one of Hernandez's new ones?

Terrible for butts.