I’m very sorry for your loss.

Seriously. It’s Siberia. This is a generous program. I live way north. You bring me 4 cords of wood I’ll do whatever you want.

Siberia + winter + free coal = win

I don’t disagree he is a brat. But his mother played a huge part in indulging him into the racist piece of shit he is now, didn’t she? Let his father have a go at it.

He is 15, though. No matter which way around, it seems like the judge should listen to him. Kids under 10 don’t know better, but I’d say after 10 they should be heard.

Umm, Guy Ritichie has a ne tworth of nearly 100 million dollars. I’m sure Rocco will be fine no matter who he lives with.

The child in question has no issue living off his mother’s money. If he finds her so loathsome, then she should only provide the minimum amount required to support his ungrateful self. But then he would be whining about that too.

Not if the father was a person famous for being a self-involved thirsty jerk who doesn’t seem to care about other people and the kid has spent the past few months following the aforementioned sled-involved thirsty parent on tour. For example, Tom Cruise. Very few people seem to support any bid he may have for custody…

I’m a sex worker currently, and I have fantasies of becoming a (fair) pimp, but i’m too scared.

It’s unclear whether or not she made that up. From the Vanity Fair profile:

“GIRL POWER!!!!! This motivates me soooooooooo much!!!! S/O to any woman on a paper chase. Get your own!!!! Success is yours for the taking!!!!!”

and now a global nuclear exchange is all but unthinkable.

I assume you want to slap Jezebel for reporting an “offer” that was made for the sole purpose of generating exactly the sort of publicity Jezebel is providing?

That Farrah woman from 16 & Pregnant?

The funny thing is, that I might have been inclined to listen if the request had been made in a more reasonable manner.

The smart ones.

I don’t know how I would feel, because I don’t click on spam. Sorry.

I haven’t seen the evidence myself so take this with a grain of salt, but I guess Miss Colombia is being kind of a bitch on twitter. She’s saying she should be Miss Universe because they crowned her, and dissing Miss Phillipines. Honey, you didn’t get the judges’ votes so just sit down and shut up.

I don't know if I live in bizarroland, but yes. Totally hear people say crap like that.

Nobody was saying "what about teh menz." except you.

The False Equivalency point is what matters.

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