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A_Dog_Without_A_Clutch
adogwithoutaclutch--disqus

Hasn't the Irish suffered enough?

The Pittsburgh Steelers winning Super Bowl XLIII.

With pleasured hands,
To take you to the sun to
Promised lands
To show you everyone.

Caribbean, Of Japan, Mediterranean, Caspian, Aegean, Sulu, Arabian, and Labrador

Book 1 & 2 of "The American Saga"

Come on, it's not "The Jay Leno Presidency".

Uhh…Paris….uhh….Nice….uhh…Syria….uhh….when Turkey goes to shit somewhere between 2018-20, it really began in 2016….uhh…The Philippines….uhh…soccer hooligans are making a comeback….

Hey! Remember the 80's!
(Proceeds to compulsively bleat)

What are you- a park ranger?

Has Cleveland suffered enough this year?

(Trumpeter switches sheet music from "Flight of the Bumblebee" to "Taps")

…which is technically what they wanted all along.

I'm sure he enjoys white male power fantasies like "Sherlock".

Texas Tea

America really does mean "whales vagina".

Think you're elated,
But now you're deflated!
You're breaking the States!
(You could've voted for anyone else).

Also, aren't the Vancouver Canucks fans the first rate assholes?