Great moments in lying to yourself:

I still have PTSD from that miss. I remember drunkenly leaping off the couch when I thought he was going to put it in, then immediately diving to the floor when he kicked it into the upper deck. Our friend’s dog came running over to check on me because it assumed that I had just suffered a grave injury. In a way, I…

Here’s Hammy’s call :)

I missed you Baseball!

Same number of steps, more tears.

Also from Columbus. Glad we changed our name to Crew S.C., since last time I checked this isn’t Major League Football.

Occasional Columbus Nordecke resident here, I think this is why we have mostly stuck to existing songs. Its horrible, and all chants sound dumb when they are done by 7 random dudes.

dat flop, tho

The Cavs’ front office isn’t immune to the zeitgeist that brought us President Trump.

“...I could give two (expletive) about Terrelle Pryor...”

#MakeLandscapeModeGreatAgain

Also always remember to never go to an NFL game.

This guy did.

Or finishing 25th out of 32 in a World Cup?

“USMNT shows absolutely no effort, hires retread”

what’s that old saying about the definition of insanity?

The rehiring of Arena is a pretty clear sign that we’re done trying to improve and are ok with mediocrity.

Watch the pre fight press conference again and you’ll see where this started:

It’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo… Always use the indefinite article A dildo, never YOUR dildo.