A single star for you, and a sudden rush of unhealthy, bitter rage at the thought of Wondo continuing to suit up for the USMNT after missing that sitter against Belgium in 2014. Fuck that guy forever.

I’d say he most certainly has a great shot at it except that Jurgen will go with Wondolowski instead.

She was blaming the son of GOD, like, when we say, “Thanks Obama”

Jesus’s dad invented robbery at gunpoint.

It’s just a little Greco Roman Wrestling!

Chicago is on Lake Michigan.

Umm Cleveland. Come on Toronto, Great Lakes 4 Life

#you’veneverbeenhere

Seems legit.

Louis CK put it best (6:03 if the time link doesn’t work):

Yep. There are a lot of rednecks in Ohio. Many of them dream of one day moving south to an even more redneck state like South Carolina.

WTF. Ohio? Best state in the union.

How did Ohio get on that list?

Well of course. Want the NFL’s attention? Wear brown socks with black shoes or something like that, and they’ll be up your ass within the hour.

“I second this.” - Chris Wondolowski

The Browns had 20 seconds and a timeout at the Miami 27 and chose to take a knee instead of trying to get closer for a shorter kick. I think there’s plenty of blame to go around.

Also: the Browns chose to kick off in overtime, which, dumb

Oh Barry. It would be too much for you to write anything about a team that already was the youngest in the league, starting a 3rd string rookie QB and without 7 starters who outplayed Miami yesterday. I should expect nothing less....