Replace “pets” with “spouses” and you’re on to something, amirite?

The fuckin’ Leicester wine mixer...

That book is AMAZING!

So what country loses a spot, then?

The Captain America comics sucked. Mostly because he’s such a weak character, contrived out of a desperate need for nationalism. The movies are no different. But Marvel will just keep pounding them out like Transformers sequels, cus the #1 money maker is the comic book movie. You (plural) didn’t go see Hardcore Henry.…

Last year’s Finals, Cavs started Mozgov (is a ghost now), Shumpert (6th man) and freakin’ Delly (no parenthesis needed). Different beast comin’ outta the East this year. #zerodarkthiry #25threes #Cavsin6

Regardless, I speak for all Bayern fans when I say, “Pep war eh nie under ding.”

Nice fucking lineup, Pep. No Ribery or Muller? Coman looking real good on those crosses... can’t wait till Pep’s ass goes to City.

You ever watch “Babe?” The farmer wants to say, “you’re the best ever,” but he keeps it modest and says, “That’ll do.” Headline makes no sense, brah.

This is a soccer culture issue. Ball boys never easily give a ball up if the other team needs it. Refs have to spray foam on the field cus the fucking rats have to move up that extra inch on the deadball. Getting a call has become a con-man algorithm: counter attack + ref position + X number of rolls on the ground =…

There’s an old saying in Ontario...

This is “base camp.” Assisted climbing isn’t climbing.

Here’s what a circle looks like: trade down for lineman, fail to keep them in free agency, draft more lineman. Repeat.

Best headline writer on Deadspin.

Also, Deadspin writers always with the same boring “Browns humiliation stock photo” of the owner laughing. You want my Getty Images login?

Clueless owner hires non-football front office and no free agents want to stay, thus creating giant holes. The biggest of all holes, quarterback, could have been filled. Could have traded up and gotten Goff. Instead, we trade down, a plan THAT HAS NEVER WORKED FOR CLEVELAND. We can’t draft. Bunch of freakin Harvard…

“fighting is hockey’s biggest joke and I’m glad it’s on its way out.” stopped reading the article immediately.