“Dude, you can’t compare that to this.” I know, just sayin’.

Love that there’s no sign of racist Chief Wahoo on the uniform. Go Indians! Wait, go Tribe! Wait... it’s fucking rough here in Cleveland, man. Some assholes are gonna take Goff from us, too!

D’Angelo Williams and Benzema rooming together off Sunset Blvd TMZ reports.

Correct. That’s why Real won’t be in the semis this year.

You watch it live? The FS2 announcer was initially like, “What a pussy, he’s acting.”

Another reason it’s gonna be an all-German final (again).

The UNC and Nova players should have sat down on the court right before tipoff and refused to play. The coaches get millions. The networks and advertisers, billions. It should be illegal for any entity to profit off of the NCAA or any non-professional or college event.

Cincy auto-populates on Twitter before UConn! Take that you stupid jerks. (Still made about 4th-overtime loss in American conf. tourney.)

His swing says, “Get outta here,” but his face mask says, “Get over here!”

Who under 30 is watching baseball and/or caring about slide rules?

(despite the “frown-brow”)

“Warriors are more dangerous now than they’ve been in a while.”

I’m done trying to congratulate my teammates after a goal. It’s obvious they don’t want the high five. They’re sprinting away from me.

What a cunt way to end a story.

Never let the Euros win!

See him almost trip on the turf moments before? No MLS teams should be playing of turf. New England, Orlando and Seattle, get your own fucking stadiums, it’s 2016, brah. Portland, tell PSU to go fuck themselves and Vancouver, you can’t kowtow to a football league that’s not even real.

Tutor them, Troy, tutor them.

I hate Hillary Clinton. Why is that so hard for you to understand? There were 9 names on the ballot in my state last presidential election. Plus the write-in option. Bernie dies tomorrow, I don’t vote Hillary. Satan gets the Republican nomination, I don’t vote Hillary.

Sorry, brah, US in in COLUMBUS tonight. They home. Can’t lose. I’ll be live to ensure it.

“I wasn’t shot immediately because #Berniemademewhite,” Jones said.