There is an insanely triggered snowflake responding to this in the grays.
I’d rather not respond directly, because he/they aren’t responding to my post, but are rather spewing a bunch of all caps cries to read REAL news.
So. On that line of thought.

Recently released tapes of Trump.

This.

Oh yeah. Rings a bell.
Was that before or after he ventilated the Pharisees with his preferred semi-automatic from his Humvee?

r/totallynotrobots leaking in my Kinja feed!
Pretty sure the developers won’t push through that update until they kill that “standardized testing” bug that keeps making closereader.exe and empathizewithallsides.exe fail to launch during election years.

Close! There is no data because they do care.

Completely.

Right?
If my gingerbread hasn’t achieved at least semi-sentience and determined its gender (ginger?) identity, you can take throw that shit back in the oven.

A fetus gets more “effort put into a fake” emotional response.

The greatest trick the devil ever played.

I would have been tempted.

Who told Jaden Smith about Kinja?

Looks like they need an Ender.

Yep, you’re too good.
*thanks for all your awesomeness and good luck with the next thing!*

And then you’ll reply with some new-age, feminist, millennial, hipster bullshit about the wage gap or some shit and how I’m sexist and bigoted and my views are oppressive.

What’d I do today?

Heard the D.C. ribs scene is pretty sweet.

“This is a thing called the Atlantic Ocean.”
God damn it.

People like to feel “in the know.”
Assholes like to get clicks.

As an aside, I’ve recently fallen deeply in love with r/surrealmemes.