Persistent rumors with respect to Kluber/Padres is that the Padres would want to then send him out for a young 3B (Senzel from the Reds being one name), meaning they’re probably assuming Tatis at SS and Urias at 2B.

Counterpoint: no. 

All fine and good until Sarah Connor shows up at a game and the shoes try to murder her.

Congrats to the future Demi-Leigh Nel-Peters-Te-Bow

Yeah, maybe they want an experienced guy to show the ropes for a year or two with the guy they hired from the Niners (who I don’t think has coordinated before), but the defenses Mattison coordinated at Michigan topped out at “good not great” and only 1 out of 4 of them finished in the top 20 in advanced efficiency…

obviously it’s derr dree mengele

A Tesla isn’t as wide as an L car, so maybe! Or perhaps the weight of an L car is needed to keep the momentum going enough to plow up that escalator.

If the problem to be solved is “rich white guy wants a faster option than a car on the Kennedy to O’Hare in rush hour, but is too racist and shitty to sit with icky minorities and mere upper-middle class people on the L” then it solves a problem. For an incredibly ridiculously large cost.

It certainly would be better than the Letters - Drew Magary Dead Edition

And in the end it obviously didn’t stop Tom from putting money into the stadium and all the stuff they bought around it.

In addition to the fact that this will all now be done before the November FIFA dates, they’re in the process of adding several more teams to the league. Adding a couple more to the playoffs as they expand the league isn’t ridiculous, and it also happens to add a bigger benefit to the regular season conference titles.…

Clearly a kitchen accident, cut himself while distracted texting “Ive a small pebis"

Gill was the perfect coach for what the university claims to be.

And maybe if she was hooking up with, say, Brad Pitt or some other legit star or power player, that pattern could be somewhat relevant, but Nick Freaking Jonas? Really?

Cool story bro: I was in high school at the time and a friend actually trained at the same kenpo dojo with Hackney, which was how we found out about UFC in the first place. Watching the dong punching is funny enough, but watching it with someone who actually knew the guy was even funnier.

Given the other incidents, it seems like what Hunt has is an anger problem and possibly an alcohol problem. 

freshman Michael Wang has been particularly impressive

You can easily halve this recipe for one. Or just house the whole thing yourself. And easy enough to do even when you’re kinda intoxicated.

But fries are the good use for the sauces that they shouldn’t be slathering on your barbecue

As a Chicagoan that gets an extreme WTF given the original Chicago-style dog (the Depression Dog, which doesn’t have as much stuff on it as what people now think of as the Chicago-style dog) always has fries with it.