One reason for the price cuts is there’s a lot of competition that costs less and the more of Elon’s cars that have bad panel gaps and builds and the more he tweets like an idiot, the less the brand looks like something tou want to pay a premium for. And then you have to compete with Ford/Honda/Toyota/Hyundai/Kia/VW…

It’s annoying because we are Midwesterners who therefore know goddamn well what a casserole is and isn’t because we all ate shitloads of every kind of casserole at endless Lutheran potlucks

In that case, I have the Chicago deep dish for you: https://www.tastesofchicago.com/category/lou-malnatis-crustless-pizza

Most people I’ve met good enough to make music performance a career have been not great interpersonally/neurotic as hell.

We did a destination wedding. We purposely only had my brother and her sister in the wedding party, so no one was obligated to come for that reason that wouldn’t have been going regardless. We had an engagement party near my parents and a post-wedding party a few months after the wedding near her parents, so that…

Not just the ball, but the NFL is the only league where announcers and analysts feel the need to say THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE instead of NFL or the league or something. You don’t hear anyone in the NBA or NHL self-importantly saying THE NATIONAL BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION or THE NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE.

The most underrated band of the 90s is Failure. 

Totally unfair that the Twins got a Baseball Simulator 1000 hitting power but we didn’t get to give Eloy the missile hit

I once pissed next to Will Perdue. I suppose I only can assume he was actually using the urinal and not pissing on the wall as I obviously wasn’t looking at him piss, but if my assumption is correct, extremely tall people can indeed use urinals.

The weird part is he... actually admitted he didn’t realize what all they did, and seems to have gone about actually trying to do the job instead of actively destroying the department he’s in charge of, without having committed blatant self-dealing and/or corruption. This places him in the top 1% of Trump appointments…

Yeah, it’s pretty ridiculous. My wife has done sales for a few craft breweries and she gets way more guys challenging her on information (that she is correct about) or assuming she doesn’t even drink beer than the men do. I’ve also worked fests with her and guys would automatically direct questions to me even though I…

Used to be a running joke on beer boards where you’d say something like I’ll be at that fest, I’ll be the guy with a beard a gut and a brewery t-shirt (or hoodie if it was colder).

Probably worth nothing that Anderson's best friend was shot and murdered, and Swarzak was on the Sox when it happened. He and his wife would know goddamned well why the Andersons, who are highly active in the community, would be pretty fucking concerned about gun violence.

Euron is a bonkers wants-an-apocalypse figure in the books, him getting a dragon and using it to blast a hole in the wall to let in the dead would absolutely make sense if that’s where Martin takes it.

killed by a mob who just couldn’t bear to hear any more about the White Sox

There will be much more there for game 2 than game 1 - people were actually planning to go to a game at 7pm today, not one that was moved to 3pm today about 24 hours ago.

“Oh wow that could be some really cool new hip restaurant for sweet guys like me!” And then it turns out to be a fucking bank.

I’d be pleasantly surprised if even a MAGA chud like Isner would actually dump his coach for this. I won’t hold my breath.

American Outlaws section sings it in the 50th minute (for the 50 states) and it’s less bad as a crew of soccer crazies belting it out (and notably, at games for the national team where patriotic songs aren’t completely out of place).

Ah yes, noted rural country-ass... Baltimore?