They could be the Browns Chickens, but then again that phrase is often followed in the mind by “massacre” so maybe not.

And instead we got a football in our collective groins

He should have known the kale wasn’t good. KALE AIN’T PLAYED NOBODY, PAWWWLLLL

Excellent offense, autobench for two first half fouls, and, uh, a defensive side of the ball that I guess exists but definitely doesn’t like to foul, is McDermott just John Beilein in disguise?

Yo dawg I heard you like exponentially growing revenue

That ain’t leaking, it’s marking its territory

Well yeah, if they don’t tape delay the opening ceremonies it’s harder to add in their fucktons of commercials.

The difference is Buzzfeed isn’t saying this is true. They even said straight away that the information is not yet verified and various reporters and agencies are working on that.

We mocked them for that because that was as laughable as a tag line as their claim they were fair and balanced.

Oh, it’s even better. He didn’t actually touch the cop that got hurt, which is what caused the felony charged. The cop fell and hurt his hand in pursuit.

Can you describe the ruckus, sir?

The Highest Common Denominator. Because he’s tall. Get it.

Maddon is excellent in two ways:

Yup - get under the tax, and then in the FA period after 2018 make the Dodgers payroll look like the kids table.

He strikes out a lot of guys, but he walks a lot of guys too.

MORE LIKE ERNIE GROAN-FELD AMIRITE FOLKS

If anything Sale’s already used to the slow hook from being managed by Robin.

Throw in an extra decent prospect and you can probably have Robertson. He had some injury issues last year that messed with his effectiveness. Had surgery on his leg this offseason, didn’t sound like a major surgery, I suspect he’ll be back to being good again this year.

The one-month. Plus, with these anniversaries of the Sox title we get to play “How Fat Has Bobby Jenks Gotten Now”

Bad major league scouting coupled with a budget insufficient to go after the top of the market makes it pretty much impossible to fill in the rest of the team around your great core, because when they do spend money they blow it on players who go to crap, leaving them still with the great core but garbage around it.