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Give him a goatee and he’s Homer Simpson, with his famous exclamation, “rhabdo’h!”

It’s obvious that The Crazy is now communicable, and got through the HVAC from Patient Zero Chris Sale and into the visitors’ clubhouse at the Cell.

Yeah, you definitely shouldn’t wear jeans that convert to jorts.

Wasn’t hard for people to figure it out given one of the three was practicing yesterday and the other two were not.

She was. Another 5, 10 meters in the race and Felix passes but she had not caught Miller yet before Miller’s stumbledive

Harry Doyle thinks that was juuuuuust a bit short

The weird part is her hair wasn’t even red.

AAA Louisville Bats. They even play at Louisville Slugger Field.

That is why you don’t bleach your hair when you are a swimmer - as if it didn’t look dumb enough on its own, you get that weird greenish tinge to it from the chlorinated water.

Their last two games, their receiving corps were 1) A career kick returner who hadn’t caught a pass since 2011, 2) A guy who in his first 3 seasons in the league with 3 different teams caught no passes, purely a special teams guy, 3) the rotting corpse of Eddie Royal, and 4) a tight end whose most recent season was

Back in the day as a guy with long blonde hair that I took care of (during high school and part of college before I cut it in order to be able to actually get a job) I’d have girls I barely knew mess with my hair, but the only time a full-on stranger touched it was some angry large woman at a baseball game who decided

You don’t believe he wouldn’t know it otherwise?

I don’t know if that’s the case, but closers do tend to face the 6-9 spots in the order more than they do the meat of the order, while the “8th inning guy” is more likely to face the best hitters. Both Rivera and Trevor Hoffman faced the #8 spot the most times out of any lineup spot in their career. They both faced

During his stint as Cubs closer he had 29 saves and 12 blown saves. He lost his closer job, then was shipped out of town a couple weeks later. He was not good at closing in Chicago.

The numbers I think actually support that this can be the case. Some guys really are choke artists, or can’t handle the additional spotlight/pressure.

A big block of ice is an iceberg so that thing really should be called a Zoidberg.

Allegedly they tailored them a little better this year because the only guys who looked even sort of normal in them last year were, uh, “husky” guys like Rodon (pictured above) and Melky. Adam Eaton looked like he was a kid wearing his dad’s uniform. It even looked ridiculous and baggy on a big guy like Abreu.

Zubrowka?

The funny part is that before they were saying they wanted to get younger and more athletic. So they traded one guy with bad knees and let another walk in free agency with bad knees... and then signed two older guys, at least one of which if not both have bad knees. And have a coach who wants to play pace-and-space