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Multiple Kif moments every day.

I think he prefers gaslight.

I will always associate peplums with Designing Women

How could you not post the actual video for “And THAT, Marjorie, just so you will know, and your CHILDREN will someday know, is the NIGHT. THE LIGHTS. WENT OUT IN. GEORGIA!!!” ????

Congrats Chrissy, most gals only get called “nasty” but I think you’re on a whole other level if he calls you “filthy”!

See, as a white person I actually know what octoroon and quadroon mean, but I have no idea WTF Blanc means, and if there used to be a difference between White American, Aryan and Blanc.  Although I am having weird flashbacks to my WW2 history class and I think Hitler classified Aryans and Nordic differently for sure,…

What’s the weird old-timey term for that, “triple-octoroon”?

As a Germano-Celtic American seasoned lightly with a hint of Choctaw (1/32 if family records are to be believed) I am offended that they don’t recognize my family heritage!  I demand that “Ginger” is added as a defining racial sub-group, even though we have no souls.

Just remember to grease the pan before pouring the batter in; otherwise you might have some tearing on the edges of the cake when you try to pull it out.

The comments are SO weird to me. A wedding doesn’t have to be an EVENT. It can just be a happy celebration. The dinosaur didn’t steal the entire thing. Did people look at the Dino? Fuck yeah. But that doesn’t take anything away from two people promising to love each other.

Marvin Suggs is really taking his game up a notch these days.

Rather, they argue, our sexual preferences are influenced by a complex mix of our genes, environment, and life experiences.

My guess is that he’s a “Schwarzenegger” Republican - fairly left on social issues, center-right on economics.

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to the Apple Card.

DO NOT TAUNT APPLE FUN CARD.

He’s great and he's perfect. 

I still say that if you were wanting to adapt a Christmas song into a movie, “Christmas Wrapping” makes the most sense. It already has the episodic story built in and peaks on Xmas Eve.

Has there been an SVU episode about tumblr pivoting to not-porn yet? Because there should be. My fave Ice T quote from the episode:

Pretending to be a good person when you’re a small-minded bigot is hard fucking work, dude.

Echo the love for "Face in the Crowd." I got it (on DVD) from the public library and Andy Griffith is simply stunning, utterly impossible to believe if all you've ever seen him in is Mayberry.