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To paraphrase Hank Hill, “you’re not making Christianity better, you’re making comedy worse!”

What’s even the point if there’s no chance someone will walk in and catch you?

Don’t leave out The Secret! Read more

Considering that Judy sexually assaulted a man, tried to bribe him with a Jeep Grand Cherokee, and then kidnapped his son, I’d say she’d fit in comfortably with the rest of this administration.

The only time I liked Abby was last week when she was telling the people who wanted to renovate the Deuce how full of shit they were. 

MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME!

fives fives fives across the board

“And the category is ‘Suburban Realness’”

But but her emails.... Hope all you fake ass “Fauxgressives” are happy. Your protest vote, staying him vote or third party vote caused this. Oh and have you learned anything? Nope. Still trying to blame everyone but yourselves. She was fucking right and rather than admit it you assholes still are gonna double down. I… Read more

These bastards are unnaturally eager to find out who’s been spilling all their dirty secrets, aren’t they? Consider that madcap invasion of the SCIF the other day when they were preparing to have Laura Cooper, an assistant secretary of defense, testify about Trump’s extortion scheme in Ukraine. They really, really… Read more

Wow. Noah never gets enough credit. Keeping 720 sexes separate — in wooden containers sealed only with pitch, and nary a Dymo Labelmaker in sight — must have really been a headache.

No wonder he got so wasted blind drunk and showed his bare ass to his soon-to-be-forever-cursed black son when it was finally all over… Read more

unless it slipped my view, no one said one of the best of all

I loved that the food was all on the table already when BJ arrived. Made me think they were contractually obligated to show a Bloomin’ Onion.

They’re not particularly evil. They’re just assholes.

Here’s the amazing part: by the time the sun exits the main sequence, the galaxy will barely be half-way through its first percent of its life span, depending on how many galaxies it consumes or is consumed by as we go. By the time the white dwarf left behind by our dying sun is frozen solid and cold, the galaxy will… Read more

Did you feel special or ashamed when you walked out with no one in the theater being shot? Asking for a friend.

“Your honor, the prosecution will set to prove that the defendant had planned to viciously murder the victim through the excuse of an emergency tracheotomy. We therefore introduce Exhibit A, a picture evidencing the defendant’s skin color, and Exhibit B, a picture evidencing the victim’s skin color.”

It would be a major lol if Eileen walks into the New York offices of HBO at the season’s end with a pitch for “Real Sex.” Read more

You’re walking a dangerous path in trying to place bath house owners and the Reagan administration as equal in turning AIDS into a global pandemic. The Reagan administration could not have been less concerned about the disease, and, in fact, made jokes about it . They, along with their “Moral” Majority conservative… Read more

“I pimps I know would sell those guys for parts.”