Well, I happened to see two of the comments you dismissed (I’m only assuming you did), and they were both more sensible than you being a hypeman for a sad old bat who’s brought pain upon her family and others. But hey, do you. Maybe you two will get to share a milkshake one day and skip out on the bill.

I want to know this Give no Fucks badass woman so much.

“Payne is currently being held without bond in the DeKalb County Jail.”

Yeah, she’s mostly harmless but it’s a little gross how Jez writers find this woman so charming and wonderful.

Sellout. I only shoplift from local mom & pop stores, or the neighborhood farmer’s market. Keep it in your community!

Not to be a profound square but this woman is a thief, is likely a kleptomaniac and should probably be in jail or treatment or both.

I can imagine this will be a difficult read for a number of commenters who frequent this site. Or, actually, it probably won’t... but it should be. This was great — thank you very much for doing and posting this.

Last sentence, first paragraph, jackass: So I went inside and called the nonemergency police line because He was being weird and I was worried he could get hurt.

Darren Rovell has clearly never hired anyone in his life. You know what happens in private industry when you list a job opening? You get far, far more applications and resumes than you can handle. The whole reason we have a detailed application process with explicit instructions as to how to submit your resume is…

You know what? Smug predictive comments like this are just as annoying as the comments you denigrate. What’s your point? To feel smart? To feel superior? You were in the greys once too.

See but you didn’t say “I literally cannot imagine myself enjoying La La Land”...

Well 93% of critics and 87% of it’s audience (according to Rotten Tomatoes) disagree with your imagination.

You should win the Oscar for Pointless Comment of the Day. What Michelle Williams does in a single scene in MBTS is better than 99% of the lead performances you’ll ever see. I doubt she’ll win, but being unable to recognize the insane brilliance of that performance calls all of your judgments into question, including,…

“I literally can not imagine La La Land being a good movie”

Don’t let Kara see this.

As a black woman... can I just say that we might need to take the self righteous down a notch. Sheesh. Are all of us also marching for other marginalized/disenfranchised/at risk groups?!? We are not the only ones! I can only image the reality of sex trafficking for poor Asian/Latin women. And that’s just the first…

This all feels a bit too cute by a half. Valid concerns, many of which have been expressed people all throughout the Democratic coalition, but in this case, in a way to try and lord them over something undeniably good because you’re obviously holier than thou. Quite frankly, it’s tacky and messy.

If you didn’t understand why you were doing it, and you thought it was stupid and useless, excuse my French, but why the fuck did you go?

Sounds like a case of ‘I’m more liberal than you, ya poser.’

While I understand there are valid critiques of the Women’s March, and they have been discussed elsewhere including other Jezebel articles, this here piece just kinda stinks of “gotta pick apart something!” I think part of the strength of the right is that they rarely eat each other the way we do on the left. No one…