@Almightywhacko: i believe this will be useful to people who have a slightly edited phone by the manufacturer and are looking for a stock experience, like a sprint id phone which doesn't have the browser button on the screenshot, but i'm not entirely sure about that.

@They're Magically Delicioso!: I would be too scared of the realistic plastic model that stores use. Then i would wonder why someone would have it at an airport. then i would forget and stare until those soulless eyes looked at me. my eyes are burning.

@MaNiFeX: The problem is that the products had to be sold to you at a subsidized price and you had to actually use it on their network. According to the quoted text that is.

@Flaming Piranha: I was thinking farmville.

@zaxwashere: sounds like an ad for a memory foam mattress to me!

Your Wedding ring, now in technicolor!

While steam is great and it seams that this article is just brick and mortar stores blowing of steam (see what I did there?) I can understand the part of steam being a competing digital service, because once your on it and so are your friends, its hard to get off it. The only part that scares me about this is that…

@Stem_Sell: To add insult to injury, its an mtv photo exclusive apparently.

So theres a 4.9% chance of me picking a number over 9000? (but under 1000)

Anybody see the umbrella umbrella at 0:59?

@ekornblum: Did you check Wallgreens?

The way i see it is if you are angry about this, you got trolled.

@interrogator_chaplain: If it makes you feel better, all he had to do was find a security flaw. Still, I'm sure he had help from a brother or something.

@Jhokur: I know, I was just assessing the cuteness of it and how they actually include a pry tool. other companies would leave it to your fingernail or your own ingenuity.

@Sirobin: haha i couldnt help but think of the worms game when i saw that. the bible is awfully repetitative. thou shall count to three, not four, not two, unless to count to three(paraphrased)

too bad it has no kill skills. unless it like that bunny from the king arthur movie my teacher showed us. somehow it could tear off entire limbs.

omg it even includes a mini wrench

@Michael Arago: I wouldn't be surprised if people actually tried to use that photo to prove it was faked.

The way I see it, it's either a parade of actual weapons in their Ima blow you up form, or it's a clever ruse to make us believe that they are only capable of middle school models. Either way it's scary funny what they are trying to do. Bombs are never a laughing matter. Unless it's a bomb filled with laughing gas.

@MagicTrackpad: your comment reminds me of this [theoatmeal.com]