He’s a libertarian so doing whatever they want whenever they want for personal gain is their entire philosophy.

Oh my god! This is the Massacre at Bowling Green that Kellyanne Conwoman was talking about! She can see the future!

I bet he mows at 6:30 in the morning on a Saturday, and then plays music full blast at midnight. 

The first thing I said when I heard this story was literally, “Was he mowing his lawn diagonally or something?” and now I see that he was, in fact, mowing his lawn. So... was he?

Yeah, I know that politics aren’t unlikely, but it would be an interesting twist if this whole thing was over some “you built your new fence 2 inches onto my property and won’t re-do it” kind of neighbor drama.

I mean, I’m not saying people should do this kind of thing, but when you do the things Paul does and vote for the policies he does, it’s basically a matter of time before someone does something.

I love that they’re pinning it on the neighbor being a liberal and disagreeing with Rand Paul’s views, when it could just as easily have been that Rand Paul is one of those assholes who blows leaves onto your lawn.

I know that I should feel bad about this, but I’m having trouble mustering it up. I’m a terrible person.

So, so many pics of old man balls are in some intern’s future.

Which is: don’t protest.

“I fought to protect the freedoms you enjoy in this country, so you better stop fucking enjoying them!”

The seaman has left a bad taste in everyone’s mouth.

Since he is going on Sean Hannity’s show it sounds like he would rather cry with the sinners than laugh with the Saints 

Ok but where was the proposal everyone was actually waiting for?

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

Or “Kevin Hart to replace Tyrese Gibson in Fast and Furious franchise”

They should just recast him with Don Cheadle.

You could have just titled this “Tyrese Gibson quits Fast and Furious franchise”

In the 80's all you needed was a bandanna to heal all wounds.