'Chocolate' Necco wafers are the best! You can get entire rolls of just them!

Necco wafers = inexplicably delicious.

The only acceptable use for Necco wafers is as slate roof tiles on gingerbread houses.

Eww do you like Mary Janes too?

YOU ARE NOT ALONE. NECCO WAFERS ARE GLORIOUS.

As she was telling the manager her story, the owner came up to her from behind, put her in an headlock/chokehold with his left arm, and wrapped his right arm around her and stuck his thumb in her mouth. He leaned in and said "That's right, I'm your fucking boss."

That first story made my day. I'm sure the guy's coworkers were pissed (assuming it's true), but I'm cracking up over here.

I'm gonna guess he found it because he somehow found a way to cheat at CAH

Walker asked for six nuns in traditional pink robes; one monk in orange turned up.

Oh my god. Vapid doesn't even describe the mindset that allows this stuff to continue. To anyone with half a brain, this shit is so boring and cliched and offensive and tired and exploitive and NOT AT ALL INTERESTING. I don't get it. I can't figure out why this is still a thing.

Lol Jezebel. You're adorable, trying and failing to be more sensitive to LGBT people.

it's difficult to not see Herman's disproportionate reaction to being touched by a gay man as questionable.

Really? Being groped by a masturbating stranger is _fucking sexual assault_. I fail to see how the victim's reaction was "disproportionate."

Morrissey is that you? I thought you usually kept your illtimed callous remarks under the guise of animal welfare, for the murder of children?! Branching out are we?

Yeah, teaching us all to avoid men at all costs and to be afraid of them at all times will certainly bode well for the young women we wish to educate and put out into the world to make a difference.

This guy is like an Onion article that went sentient.

Oak Grove, KY is right across the street from Fort Campbell, KY. It is known as a backwater even for that area. Most people who can afford to live in Clarksville, TN, the next town to the South or Hopkinsville, KY, the city to the North. Oak Grove's economy is mostly liquor stores, a Walmart and its associated…

I attempted to improve it. Whaddya think?