That's my understanding, too. It's why there's usually at least a phone posted near the road. In an emergency, they can call the proper authorities/get help. There's also generally at least one car in a community and at least one man who knows how to drive it for pretty much the same reason. They don't reject modern…

I have to assume there's an algorithm that subs in items that are often purchased together (possibly then checked over by an employee giggling about the silliness). My tip off here is that fish sauce is SE Asian, and coconut milk is a staple in Thai cooking. (No clue on the octopus and walnut loaf, though.) That said,…

Caffeine is bad for most animals (including humans in excessive doses!). However, some species of wild parrots will eat coffee beans as part of their natural diet. I can't believe that it's spectacularly good for them, but I assume this is why the vet gave the okay. On the other hand, I can't imagine living with a…

Well, I have a new candy to investigate. And at least two other people who like Neccos! We're not alone.

Noooo! That's what gumdrops are for!

I've never had one, although I Googled it and got excited that they look like Bit-O-Honeys. I may have a problem. :(

Old people in younger bodies UNITE!

I actually agree with pretty much all of this list...especially on the banana Runts. (Fake banana flavor always tastes weird anyway.)

What sort of mad genius are you?

I was prepared to go to the mattresses over a bunch of these, but then you named Twix as number one, and all was forgiven.

True fact: Last Christmas my parents asked me if there was anything in particular I wanted or needed. I said, "I don't know."

Good question, and one that I can't answer because I don't watch American Horror Story. However, what skeeves me out most about this is that American Apparel is using Vodoo, complete with—superficially, at least — authentic-looking veve to sell clothes. I'd feel the same way if they used Catholic-imagery, Buddhist…

You know what's delicious? Kimchi on burgers (if you're a meat eater). I can't recommend it highly enough.