Gawker has a contract to get pay for views with their facebook videos.

I tend to spend more of my time at Twitch, where I hear lots of stories how even though people have large followings, the income from subscriptions and donations aren’t really enough maintain themselves. However I imagine that the last video someone posts before “check out my new digs!” will be the most popular video…

Anything shoved up an ass is shitty. Good day to you champ.

I love it when parents try to be reassuring.

I’m old too, and I also remember the “duck under your desk, put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye” drills. What concerned me the most is that most of those civil defense films were not about if it happens, it was about when it happens. Scary times.

And as far as I can tell it’s an electrical device which will be wiped out by the EMP, so it’s kind(l)a useless as an after-nuclear-war reader.

Shoes are also going to be popular in most sports.

I figured with swim racing, it wouldn’t change - the suits give an advantage in reducing drag. Same for diving.

Swimsuit. I speak from experience.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

Well, we HAVE to do it that way, because that’s the way we’ve always done it and we should have to change? The software should do it for me.

I’d like to work somewhere with an unlimited software budget.

Do you still hit the semicolon to bring up your chart program? And then a quick F12 to print? :D

I hear this all the time, “I made a database to track all that” (sends me a .xlsx file)...

Don’t be so down on yourself. I started my IT career with learning how to work a spreadsheet with Lotus 1-2-3 which I know dates me but so does the grey hair.

#1 Excel tip: stop using as a fucking database, schedule, or ERP/accounting. Stop it with the macros. Buy the proper f*cking software.

Ugh. Pivot tables. My nemesis. People use them to try to “impress” their colleagues, but fail to understand what they mean and how to appropriately use them.