You are a consummate Asshole, BUT you speak the gods honest truth.

I carry a 6 foot tall steel safe to the beach using a front-end loader. I keep only my car keys and wallet inside the safe, but in the event of a sharknado, my entire family can fit inside. It makes for a bit of trouble packing for the beach, but the front-end loader and the safe both fit on my 20 foot trailer.

If competence is what you want. Hillary is not your candidate.

Nope.

Yes, like I said, for the last 4 years, he has been staunchly pro-choice, which is odd coming from a man who says he is personally against abortion and had no problem tolerating anti-abortion laws while governor.

Very true.

You and Gawker have so much in common, you should date.

Except they are—I didn’t say he was staunchly pro-life. He has repeatedly said he is personally against abortion and, until reaching for bigger political stars in 2012, governed a State that drew scorn from the local NARAL chapter.

You're a Moron. Kaine, is an abomination of a pick, and the delegates should boo his ass off the stage. He's a bank deregulating, religious nut case, that belongs in the past. He's a fucking blue dog, a d that lot are, and always will be, the scum of the earth.

Has anti-abortion leanings.

Riiiight. Clinton made HER choice. With no input, urging or influence by the DNC.

A mayonnaise sandwich on white bread is more interesting than this guy.

However, she is not Trump, who wants to create a police state to continue to profile and brutalize my people, and he is not Pence, who wants to control every aspect of my uterus and keep teh gays in the closet.

So, I’ll hand them my vote in November…

You’re the worst.

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Well of course you don’t want it inside of you. Why do you think women are so anxious to force those things out of themselves? They’re so desperate that they squeeze them out of their vaginas!

When you lie you make baby jesus sad.

It’s not like you’d WANT that inside you.

Awesome. I have the Devo performances, but I hadn’t seen the actual show since it was first on. That show was funny. I remember a great skit with William Shatner as a scab air traffic controller who couldn't stay awake.

I thought that was a picture of Roger Ailes genitals?

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.