If you have to get an oil change at the shop, it doesn’t hurt to check the oil filter before you bring it in, maybe even put a mark on it with a sharpie or something and check it after.

Why is that a rant for another day? Why is that wrong?

They thought my Miata was a rotary, were surprised it was RWD, then proceeded to destroy my engine.

Bullshit. Valvoline stuffed a dirty shop rag into my oil pan to cover up that they stripped the oil plug, then sent me off knowing I was pouring oil all over the road. Car ran dry on the freeway hours later, nearly causing a serious wreck.

He should be easy to find, I mean it’s Utah.

You get used to it.

Well that sucks for you. You're gay for thinking you can't say it anymore

You wanna know how to succeed in life? Quit giving people the satisfaction of your reaction. Treat everyone you meet with kindness no matter how much they’ve wronged you. Be the bigger person.

I miss being able to apply for jobs without fear of competition from blacks and women, but what can you do?

I think you can still say it. Words are allowed to have more than one meaning.

That’s retarded

Not only is this excellent advice from a moral perspective, it also works on a practical level. My only foray into customer service was when I worked at a golf course snack bar, and I gotta say that being nice to mean/angry people was the way to go. Most of the time it disarms them and calms them down (which I was…

I think its totally retarded that we cannot say “that’s gay."

You’re close. He misses being able to say it without someone being totally gay about it.

I once said something was gay while playing call of duty in a room where I was one of two straight people, and maybe 7 or 8 gay people were also there. I was horrified as soon as I said it, my (gay) brother-in-law started giving me shit about it, and one of his gay friends told him to quit being such a fag. I’m not…

I think what you mean is, you miss the days when you would say that and no one would call you an asshole for it.

Health problems....caused by constantly eating at Domino's?

Just go ahead. Today THIS is your safe space to say whatever you want.

But, but, but... reasons. But seriously, I’ve come to the conclusion that if everyone you meet is an asshole, you’re the asshole. Hi, I'm Lord Acton's Library and I'm a recovering asshole.

Did somebody cut your tongue out? Why can’t you say it anymore?