greta van susteren is vehemently defending him...

I’ll never eat steak tartare again

the occasional family BBQ.

congratulations.

that photo of Shkreli is odd: does he have the greasiest hair ever or what...?

who knew? cats can fly...

I once had a girlfriend who owned an dog of indeterminate heritage that would growl and snarl when she and I started getting amorous.

weird

it takes a special breed of scumbag to kick someone who’s already down

I have an older subaru and go to a guy who used to be the service manager for one the biggest subaru dealer in the area.

Do they make an e-cig that doesn’t sound like Darth Vader smoking crack when you inhale?

I try to avoid exploding galaxies.

I sometimes take coffee with my for a morning commute. Kinetic energy, centrifugal force, vehicular turbulence.

I don’t vape but my wife does. She used to smoke 2.5 packs of Virginia Slims a day. It was a $75/week habit. She smelled like a punk club at 2:45am.

i approve of this message

Into the blue again after the money’s gone

Laurie Anderson Home Of The Brave tour - that was the best concert I ever saw in my life the movie doesn’t even touch it

saw them do that one on the stop making sense tour, incredible.