Why not a giant ass motorcycle?

I made that up.

except geo didn’t rebadge like eagle did. Geo took the same car and made them of thinner metal and worse engines.

I lived in Wisconsin - those may not do it. ;) And Jillian - thanks for the laugh. I desperately needed that.

I lived in Wisconsin - those may not do it. ;) And Jillian - thanks for the laugh. I desperately needed that.

holy fuck. 99% match for a Corolla... Should I hand my Jalop card in now?

DOES THAT STEERING WHEEL SHIFT ALONG A TRACK LEFT AND RIGHT?????!???

Sign me up human suit wearing alien overlords, I will take this and forget the Honda Element ever existed!

The friend I mentioned in that year old comment still has his (05 as wellI believe), they still drive it. Hell, they bought a sedona (iirc) as a second vehicle with the thought that they might replace the element at some point and have already gotten that while the Element goes on. They’ve half considered getting one…

MUSTANG POWAHHH!!

Sad when there are a dozen people running towards this saying “I knew it was going to happen!”

Congrats on proving the stereotype pal!

In Texas, we just limit them to one entire brisket per day.

Neighbors are only cool in an HOA until someone decides to not be. Then the HOA cops are in front of your place informing you of your violation. I’d rather live in my car than deal with an HOA.

+1 healing crystal

wish poptarts were still frosted to the edges as shown on the boxes, but in reality the unfrosted part is about 3 times wider. In the 90's the pop tarts actually looked like the ones on the front of the box. now they don’t.

wish poptarts were still frosted to the edges as shown on the boxes, but in reality the unfrosted part is about 3…

at that point, give me a fucking Reese’s.

at that point, give me a fucking Reese’s.

Pop-Tart flavor acid test:

Pop-Tart flavor acid test:

At least the 458's spirit transferred over

Can’t tell if you’re joking or not...

You’re right. Law enforcement profiles cars out of habit, so if you want to be invisible? That’s about the only reason on Jalopnik I would ever encourage owning a beige Toyota sedan.

Pretty sure red Corvettes get more attention than a white Civic, but what do I know?