They don't have access to as much power, either.

How about typing in a program from a magazine? Some magazines would have pages and pages of code that you could use, but you had to spend hecka time typing it in line-by-line (and then usually figuring out where you got it wrong when it didn't work right).

I miss seeing all my friends listed on AIM and having multiple conversations going at once. The closest today is the chat box in Facebook but that's mostly people that are logged in constantly due to their phone. Seeing people's name in bold in AIM showed they were (usually) sitting there ready to talk about whatever.…

Did I miss, "Needs seats for 6-8" or "You tow a boat on the weekends" someplace?

Agreed. Also, I dont think it is fake. I have seen this happen first hand during a thunder storm... and that's pretty much exactly what it looks like. One time it happened and the freaking transformer fell off the pole. Now that was a loud boom.

haha... troll fail. so wait... does that mean you trolled a troll? Finally, balance in the world.

I realize you're just being a troll... but a joke only works when at least a few other people around you get what you're talking about. In this case, no one did... therefore, it wasn't particularly funny.

Good advice, but I watched another video last night that taught me one of the most effective means of repelling an animal attack is to let it swallow you while you're running a chainsaw.

Please enlighten us as to why you think this is a fake.

[Bear watches crazy blonde woman make a fool of herself in front of TV camera]

The Bear Twitch Project

So the first step is to do a cocktail of meth and acid?

Better deal on Macbook Air - buy it for your 'child' or 'college student' for $949 at the Apple Store (retail or online) and get a $100 App card in addition.

Man, the annual "spot-the-fed" contest at DEFCON has a whole different meaning this year...

You just want us to ask what things came out of your mouth so you can escalate to level 2, right? Nope, not gonna bite on that, negobot.

Loved mine (MIDI ring tones!). I still have it, unlocked, for dropping a foreign SIM card in if I travel.

This bad boy. A Sony Ericsson T616. I felt so badass at the time.

You could do it in GIMP, but it would take you 1/3 the time to locate the tools in Photoshop! :)

OMG you have nipples?!

Coincidentally, I've also been performing a long-term boob study with unpublished results.