From what I understand, it’s caused by dust activating the senors. I fixed mine by gently lifting the skirt around the control stick with the edge of a knife and giving it a couple of blasts from $4 contact cleaner I picked up at Walmart. That was weeks ago, and so far, no more drift.

I don’t think I’ll ever tire of hearing or reading about “gatekeepers.”

I really loved King’s short story, but this sounds terrible.

I know it’s early, but this will undoubtedly be the best thing you post all day. And that’s not a knock against any of your future posts.

I thought that exact same thing at two points: The forbidden training and the missing sword, both of which were presented as obstacles and then resolved within seconds.

I love this show so much. It’s so upbeat and positive ... unlike my thoughts regarding these changes.

A Link to the Past is the best game. Period.

Oh, wait ... that’s true. So, my Spicer impression doesn’t really work. Oh well.

This is almost always true.

Short answer: Yes.

Slightly longer and more profane answer: Fuck yes.

Short answer: Yes.

Slightly longer and more profane answer: Fuck yes.

Ha Ha?

Thanks for writing these in-depth pieces. I love each of them wholeheartedly.

I was about to make that same joke. For all its plot stupidities and whatnot, Prometheus is, at the very least, a beautiful looking film. Neither of the AvP movies even have that.

I was about to make that same joke. For all its plot stupidities and whatnot, Prometheus is, at the very least, a…

I’m one of those. I’ve been practicing my noose-tyin’ skills.

Well, this is it. The worst thing I’ve ever seen.

This is slightly off topic, but I just read the linked Washington Post article about leaving kids in cars, and it sure is missing a lot of pertinent data. It cites a poll stating 70 percent of those questioned said they were willing to leave a child unattended in a car, then goes on to state about the dangers of doing…

“That is ... that is ... that is ... that is ...”

Somebody whack the turntable. The record’s skipping again.

“There’s two things you don’t know about Earth. One of them’s me. The other is .... Godzilla.”

Pure poetry.

I just want to use this as an opportunity to make public my opinion that the soundtrack for Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze is the best of all soundtracks.

Thank you for your time.

Something about this video warms the cockles of my cold dead heart. Nice job, Fahey.