One problem with elite is they always want to talk about actual news stories. We have to reach out to whites where they live—comment sections.

Kleenex if he’s lucky, socks and drain snakes if he’s not.

Clinton 65,844,954

“Help me!”

I am by no means saying that CBJ have any Hall of Famers on their roster. That would be absurd. But, Bobrovsky has a Vezina on his mantle, and there are a number of really good players on the roster who are 24 or younger and could develop into really, really good players. Saad, Seth Jones, Zach Werenski, maybe…

The Blue Jackets are just a new venue for Ohioans to sing “Hang on Sloopy” and scream O-H-I-O into the uncaring sky. Having attended several sports games here in Ohio that have nothing to do with Ohio State, I know this to be true.

1) Make sure the pipes are cut cleanly

Reluctant Crack Pipe (which should be the name of my Gwar cover band).

Once.

As I recall, A Feast For Crows and A Dance With Dragons were supposed to be one book, which he split into two, with each book focusing on a different set of geographical locations (I believe only Arya appeared in both as a point of view character). However, while AFFC was finished, he did not publish the entirety of…

All these special little snowflakes “expressing their discomfort” with the brown men on an airplane should go find their safe space and cry it out. Morons.

Playing sports isn’t “supposed” to teach anything except how to score points while preventing your opponent from doing the same. Any morality issues we’ve attached to the game are on us.

More stars for this!

This guy for his deficiencies in expressing himself

Laugh all you want. Just remember that someone built the Homer.

It’s the controller. As far as I’m aware, it was initially going to be wireless.

He’s leaving some $ on the table still : Those look like good wheels/tires! I would say get a set of ratty craigslist wheels or even drive it in on spares for the full effect.

Counterpoint: Scatter bands are terrible and are finally getting treated as such. I have no problem with a college not having a traditional marching band due to expense, resources, hell out of spite. Scatter bands, however, insist on half-assing and doing the bare minimum to count as an “activity” while flaunting the…

Counterpoint: your smug Ivy League college student jokes aren’t funny