I hope he sticks to his guns so dealership practices are no longer the normal techniques.

Oh man. OH MAN. You know, it’s hard to remember, but once upon a time Tim Burton made some DOPE movies. And all of those 90s movies had Danny Elfman scores, which really was a large part of it.

I realized I hadn’t said nothin’ about mama, or trucks, or getting drunk, or prison.

the best house name I’ve ever heard was The Fortress of Solid Dudes

Monster Gremlin

Damn and here I thought he was varicose to making a return.

I’m guessing you’d be happy if she ran out of juice 29 miles from your house

How dare you.

Without Tesla’s supercharging network, how in the world are you supposed to do a cross-country drive in one of these? And yes, shut up, one of my life’s goals is to do a NYC-L.A.-NYC drive in a Smart ForTwo.

Ciara would certainly qualify as “Portuguese waitress” hot, so you may be onto something.

Numerous stories all over the internets about how much money Eastern Michigan wastes on its football program.

Hey, at least they prepare their athletes for careers in other fields, like demolition:

“To be fair to RGIII, I don’t think he meant to make himself a battering ram on that play. It’s hard to parse everything at full speed, but it looks to me like he was expecting his receiver to hold the block and was trying to get out of bounds as fast as possible. When the corner slipped his block and surprised RGIII…

Yeah, I can’t imagine that countries with mediocre domestic leagues (i.e. about half of the countries on earth) have sports coverage that is this hostile to their own domestic leagues. I guess those other countries didn’t bother to invent 5 sports that they could be unquestionably the best at so that they could crap…

You could change out “football” to “boxing” in there and date it 1985 and this suddenly becomes a lot more scary to those of us used to actually enjoying watching even the worst football games.

In his “defense” I don’t think race plays a role in his thinking. He would bench his grandmother and mother both and then call them out in detail in the press conference. “Yes they raised me, but their dumbness washed off any good familial bonds. Arthritic knees are no excuse for sitting during the anthem.” He is an…

Don’t sleep on South Alabama.

I second this notion. Even though I had no real desire to learn on a manual when first learning to drive, I had no access to a manual to learn on. Driver’s Ed. used automatic Chevy Cavaliers so I had no other choice. When I made the decision to buy a Fiat 500 Abarth, I had access to two friends’ manual cars to learn…

As an Ohio State fan, I will proudly admit that I will be complaining Saturday night about how we only won by 25. It is a curse, but one I have chosen to bear. Stop talking like a non-obsessed sports fan, that kind of tone is blasphemy!

I have been wanting to learn to drive a manual car for years, but none of my friends who own one will teach me or let me practice with their cars because they are afraid that anyone who doesn’t know how to drive manually will destroy their clutch or transmission. It’s not like they own fancy sports cars like a Porsce,…