Where do you see a dildo?

I used to be a fan when this was a good blog. That was 10 years ago. Get back to tech.

“This is wonderful, completely clears the president of any wrongdoing, and in fact, proves his innocence!”

To say nothing of all the free blankets

Totally! And don’t get him started on how the Injuns never thanked us for all of that free reservation land and casino money. They would never have had that lifestyle if it weren’t for the white man.

“While I am not a racist, here’s where I say a bunch of racist shit.”

If it weren’t for the white man, black people wouldn’t be where they are today and that is an undeniable fact.

I just wish Obama would stop dividing this country.

it’s time the blacks dropped their African s*** and become Americans and yes I had these discussions with my black friends

Pretty sure even n words like his pizza.

At least we can all agree that race is no longer an issue.  

Youre a fucking idiot

Here’s the thing - this isn’t really a difficult choice at all. Who *doesn’t* want to punch Chris Brown?

If the app had just been “would you like to punch convicted domestic abuser Chris Brown” I would have signed up for a Snapchat account just to click on the ad.

just because the ad is terrible doesn’t mean there isn’t a right answer.

how thrilled do you think meghan is that she no longer has to run a blog or curate birch boxes?

He’s a try-hard of the highest order. No, Fallon, you’re not gonna be Tom Hanks or Bill Murray with your whimsical drop-ins.

Yeah especially since the leading item is about how Markle packs.

Holy shit how tone def can you be? That being said, Punch Chris Brown

Jimmy Fallon exhausts me