If you go watch the various ads for Apple Jacks on youtube, the concept that they are supposed to taste like apple and cinnamon is very clearly laid out.

There are NO grapes and NO nuts in GrapeNuts cereal. Honest to god, what the fuck is with that?!?!? The one time I tried them, I was horrified.

One of the few guys that I’ve slept with gently tried to push my head down toward his crotch. I literally said “are you fucking kidding me?” and then left. Apparently, I’m a ‘blue balling bitch who can’t take a joke’.

Slap the vape out of their hands. I sure fucking would.

It is like my brother that claims he was doing that Jim Carrey “Alrighty then” gag years before Jim Carrey was doing it. I guarantee that, if you looked through old movies, you’ll find someone else doing it. Also, I just assume many other people have said it that way.

Yeah. Kind of like how people who complain the most about political correctness are the people who miss being able to make racist and sexist jokes.

Oh, hey . . . is this an academic paper discussing the correlation between poverty, education, and terrorism? If you google poverty and hate groups, you’ll find a number of papers and many articles discussing it.

This stuff is hilariously overpriced for tasting mediocre. Store brand club soda and a bottle of Yuzu juice is distinctly cheaper and far better tasting. LaCroix tastes like cheap, artificial flavouring.

Now I want a Santa Fe benny.

Oh, look!! A so called statistic with no actual information attached to it. How useful.

If you can justify the additional expense, it is worth it. I am quite tall for a woman and being able to stretch out is great. 

This is the same argument used for buying lotto tickets.

No, just don’t wear sandals.

The chances of snagging a seat upgrade is going to be minimal at best; though, I am certain that someone will claim that it ‘happens to me all the time’.

And the nurse at the STI clinic I go to. A few years back, I made a joke about golden showers being a ‘safe’ sexual act due to urine being sterile. You could see a bit of an eye twitch, as if she’d had to explain that far too many times.

This; though, I once recorded a meeting with a manager on my phone by starting recording video on my phone, then just putting it into my shirt pocket so that the camera was sticking up above the opening.

Let’s translate the letter:

People who say that ‘pc’ culture is ruining everything and that ‘everyone is too easily offended’ are people who miss ‘the good old days’ when colored people ‘knew their place’ as did ‘the women folk’.

Hate groups don’t need to plant their members in military programs. Seeing as poverty and hate groups tend to go hand in hand, it isn’t uncommon for members of hate groups to join the military as their best employment prospect.

Well, the US Military specifically targets poor youth for recruitment, same as hate and extremist groups. Many of these people are already radicalized and others are put into a program like military training with them. You see the end result.