If you are wrecking your halloumi cheese then you turned it too soon.

Or you could make real mac n’ cheese from scratch as it is 1,000x better, takes the same amount of time to make, and doesn’t take that much skill.

Or just make mac n’ cheese from scratch. It really is not that hard. I learned how to make it when I was 11 or 12. All it is is macaroni pasta, butter, flour, cream (because it makes the sauce so so rich and thick) and a soft cheese like cheddar.

That sounds like gilding the lily. You can just put halloumi cheese into a dry pan and fry it because it is already 1/4 fat.

Just toss whatever you are going to tip into the cup and go. Most of the places that just have a tip cup get their tips by customer volume. They aren’t super worried about your 50 cents to $3. 

I’ve traveled all over and I’ve never experienced jet lag. I usually just adjust my sleeping pattern in the couple of days in advance of my travels and sleep according to the daylight schedule for wherever I am heading.

Wow. That is just . . . terrifying. It is the kind of thing to make you tell the rescuers that you’d rather just walk it off.

An ex who was a coffee snob got one of those little italian stove top espresso makers. She had to stop using it after a couple months because she found she was super anxious and grinding her teeth, but she got so much done in the morning.

He should look exactly as he does because it reflects the soulless monster inside. He looks like a monster that pulled on a human mask that was 1/5th of a size too small so it fits tightly.

You mean more accurate. If he’s going to live his life in a sleazy and slimy way, he should look the part.

That sign and the way she is holding herself, not to mention the three white women behind her, works so perfectly.

I think I’ll sneak that into the playlist at work tomorrow. We have a bit of a sausage party situation at work.

She is a professional dancer and choreographer, both of which she excelled at. There is a strength, intensity, and freedom in the way she dances. She is very much in control the whole time and very aware of how she moves.

Part of me would like to go, but I feel like it’d be horribly crowded and I would be terribly disappointed.

1. If you are a supporter of a politician, maybe don’t bum rush the stage and hijack the mic. It makes you look like a dick.

Offering to throw in Kelly Ann Conway and Sarah Palin is saying I’ll shit on your face and then drop a brick on it . . . for FREE!!

Exgf started emailing me out of the blue. She’d moved to Japan to work with her gf at the time, but, after a few months, things fizzled out and they split. She got lonely which is where I came in.

The problem with cereal is that it is cereal. I do eat it often, but it only exists out of pure convienence. You can’t even make toast in the time it takes to pour yourself a bowl of cereal. The reality is that it will never be something you crave and, any that taste really good, aren’t really all that good for you.

Breakfast burrito. chopped up pork breakfast sausage, poached eggs, the sharpest cheddar cheese you can find, a little hash browns, and some green salsa. Roll it up and fry it crispy on all sides. Slice it in half and there you go.

How did Rachel get her McDonald’s breakfast? She is still in her housecoat and pj’s.