You would assume that it is inevitable that there must be one that isn’t someone perpetrating a hoax. In a long enough timeline, it has to happen.

Well, the man has spent his entire career surrounded by yes men and sycophants who themselves have made careers (and bank) on just saying yes to every crazy idea he has. It doesn’t matter to them if the project is successful, just so long as they get paid. It wouldn’t surprise me if they also embezzled from those…

And lighthouses are just automatically haunted places. Having read the history of many lighthouses (this is a particular favorite of mine) they tend to have the perfect backstory for a horror lighthouse film.

They shouldn’t have let them have their march. It really is that simple. These are people who come wearing body armour and carrying clubs. Straight up say that the history with events by their movement have turned violent because of these groups. 

At least this is the Root, but I am still waiting for the ‘The Red Skins Mascot didn’t hurt nobody’ white boys.

Me and an ex did this with our cat when her parents complained that they’d kind of hoped she start dating guys so that there would be grandkids. BTW, cats fit pretty well into baby shirts . . . if you can get them into it.

The ‘blame the victim’ defense.

I used to have a 20K cycle commute, part of it on a large road. More than once, I had drivers come up beside me and then try to shove me off the road. Some people are just complete assholes.

What is wrong with beans with breakfast? The beans are definitely better for you you than that sausage or bacon.

I’ve heard that the Coke in some countries is really just what New Coke was.

I tried to find Zima for years. I finally found it when I was traveling in Japan. Tastes like Sprite with vodka in it. I specify Sprite, not 7UP . . . 7UP being the superior lemon lime soda.

I have a tiny dish on my stove for taste testing. I will spoon a little of whatever I want to taste test into it, let it sit for a moment, and then taste. This does two things: prevents cross contamination (because it super grosses me out when people taste off of the spoon/spatula/ladle that they have been stirring…

And the person writing this warning, has never had to deal with a child that has been crying non-stop for 6+ hours into the wee hours of the night.

Yeah, anyone who thinks snapchat is secret and secure don’t know about screen capture.

I love that the overall look/feel of the set hasn’t changed in all these years, nor the theme song.

Ooooo! Let me start a riot.

Order club soda and lemon. Most places don’t even charge you for it. Yeah, it is super cheaping out, but they are also on a super budget.

I like Ranch Dressing as much as the next person . . . . who likes Ranch Dressing, but the idea of doing shots of Ranch Dressing grosses me out.

WHITE HOUSE

It is actually Dutch. It’s pronounced ‘Donger’.