Yeah, anyone who thinks snapchat is secret and secure don’t know about screen capture.

I love that the overall look/feel of the set hasn’t changed in all these years, nor the theme song.

Ooooo! Let me start a riot.

Order club soda and lemon. Most places don’t even charge you for it. Yeah, it is super cheaping out, but they are also on a super budget.

I like Ranch Dressing as much as the next person . . . . who likes Ranch Dressing, but the idea of doing shots of Ranch Dressing grosses me out.

WHITE HOUSE

It is actually Dutch. It’s pronounced ‘Donger’.

I don’t see how this is Buzz’s fault.

Polls are kind of bullshit. They are answered by the people who actually are willing to stay on the phone to answer questions.

Because they are emotionally in it right then and can afford to throw a lavish wedding every 2-7 years. Scarlett is worth over $140 Million with $40 milliong coming in in 2018, so blowing a $100,000-$200,000 on another wedding is no big deal.

I was a vegetarian for over 20 years. I had any cravings for ‘meat’ driven out of me by years of really awful faux-meat products. I’ve had the Beyond burger and from one place it actually tasted really good and another place (same chain) it just tasted like another mediocre faux-meat product.

If they weren’t completely onboard with the homophobic stance these organizations have, Chick-Fil-A could so very easily tell these organizations that their donation comes with strings attached; namely, that they dial back their homophobic rhetoric. Corporations have done this in the past, hell they get all kinds of…

“Those who did this do not represent how Dallasites feel about our thriving LGBTQ community.”

I will say that, though I love Keanu Reeves, his worst performance is Dangerous Liaisons; though, I don’t feel like it was his fault. Whomever thought that his voice wouldn’t stand out like a puss-filled canker-sore on the face of a first date was an idiot. He was young and had not yet fully grown as a person.

You can just see him just trying to remain composed and not turn into a complete fanboy which I totally get. I just take it for granted that Keanu watched like a billion Kung Fu and Samurai movies as preparation for some of his action roles, studying the way different actors perform.

This is the role that I would think of if I took a moment to contemplate it; though, my first thought would be The Matrix. Still, Point Break is the superior film in every way.

At the DQ near my place, they happily add peanuts and a little caramel on the top of my Skor Blizzard. If that was a person, I’d ask it to marry me.

My local Korean Market has been getting in the Sun Noodle packs. I love the Shoyu Ramen, but I do add some grated ginger and garlic to the broth.

Perhaps right now is a good time to refresh yourself. It is only like 6 episodes to catch up on.

Or literally any other beer. I honestly would rather be sober than drink Coors, light or otherwise.