As a quilter-adjacent personage, I have been sternly advised if the fabric scissors were ever used to cut something they were not designed to cut, I would have to pay to have them professionally resharpened. Seeing how much that cost made me exclaim, “But what it’s just a pair of scissors.”

My first thought was, “Wow, her back legs must be really strong to pull off jumps like those.” And then I remembered humans only have one pair of legs

I hope he’s not beating himself up about it.

I’m probably going to regret this, but... floor mayo?

Interesting that you’re insinuating that the Black employee is a thief or rapist with zero evidence just to defend a white murderer. Intetesting that you think phantom credit charges are worth murdering someone over.

This doesn’t make any sense at all unless you’re assuming that an unproportional amount of large prices have already been claimed by a fluke. If there is only one or two top-tier winners, then this might of course happen. But when we’re talking about as many as 70 top prices, the odds are that if 57 prices have been…

I get what he means about the trick-or-treating thing. He’s wrong to get mad about it—he just doesn’t know any better—but I get what he’s talking about. I’ll elaborate.

Have you considered becoming an OG hermit, and just moving from shell to shell?

They dared to record the posterior of the story.

I am deeply troubled and saddened by these vicious attacks against the human family.

You’ve been arguing that men shouldn’t be able to get DNA testing through the courts. Her being right doesn’t matter. The only way he could know for sure is a DNA test. That the court ordered and she refused. What happened after is a system issue. Not a reason for men to have less parental rights than women. 

Men are not just wallets for their children. It’s okay for a woman to get a DNA test ordered to get money, but it’s not for a man so they can maybe spend time with their children. That’s the definition if cognitive dissonance. A father that wants to get paternity established is putting himself in the line of Fire for…

So, if a woman says a man is not the father he should just take her word for it? Why? How in the world is that a good solution?

“after being accused of [after having pled guilty to] sexually assaulting a 13-year-old girl”

The court hearing this should require him to appear in person.

Hemsworth is part of the Chrisinity of Chrisianity. As its Pope, it is my sacred duty to convert you and correct this. Evans is the Holy Chris, Pine is the Chrisson, and Hemsworth is the Chrisfather. They are equal in the Chrisian Church, my child. Just beware the anti-Chris, Pratt.

Thank you for responding to my post concluding that I’m probably going to give up on the show with the suggestion that I may want to give up on the show. Not sure I would’ve made that connection on my own.

JFC. She watches her hand really closely after that Nazi salute just to make sure it doesn't happen again.

This is 100% true, and is a position that organizations are pushing DA’s to take around the country—not sure what is so astounding about this concept.

Who do you blame: the guy who lobs a last minute half court shot at the buzzer to win the game and misses, or the asshole who keeps needlessly shoving his opponents and racking up free technicals?