Pacman Jones is my go to guy for an Instagram.

Conservatives everywhere: “I dare say, that Adam Jones is a bit of a thug, is he not?”

Look, I’m sorry. I really am. But here’s what I think:

This was, by far, the Bengaliest way to lose a game.

Brutality of the hit aside, I’m kind of surprised how nobody on the broadcast (or on Twitter, as best as I can tell) is talking about how the refs jobbed Pittsburgh out of a touchdown on this play. It’s looking like it’ll be pretty significant.

That is one great ass catch.

WHERES A POST ON THE CATCH ALREADY?????? WOWIE ZOWIE!

At least God smiled on America and deprived us Phil Simms’ moronic musings for a couple of plays.

Free advice: If your name is “Gay”, you might not want to dance like that in the end zone.

Modest proposal: Ban all marching bands, everywhere.

Did anyone think to ask Tom if he just got on a bus by accident, got off in Philly, and is just wandering around confused?

+1 frozen dred a la Cool Runnings

Excellent.

Given the Pepsi and Skittles, maybe it’s Diabeetus.

Matt Damon will portray Lynch in the forthcoming film about the Seahawks running back, The Marshawn.

I wonder who gave Marshawn the stand down order - Dick Cheney or the Jews?

“It’s gonna be, like, 2 degrees? Nah, I’m good. I’ll stay here.”

His name is Greg, though.

Dammit don’t watch the video

For maybe the first time ever, I agree with Stephen A.