You clearly dont appreciate the history behind classics like the Honest Ricardos Bail Bonds Bowl or Hanna Barberba Captain Caveman Bowl

Mysteriously—even despite Darnold’s stat line—Penn State coaches refused to say whether they thought the young quarterback looked good.

It’s almost like being drafted to a team that spent seasons losing on purpose and trying to replace him with the draft picks they got for losing on purpose might have pissed him off. Who could’ve seen that coming?

Oh, man, just IMAGINE what Hinkie could have done with the early-second-round conditional pick they’ll get for Noel.

Prudent of publications to not buy and publish the photos. Publishing images of people in bed without their consent has bankrupted publications before.

“Obviously, I think there’s been a common denominator throughout the season of our offensive struggles. Certainly, not saying it’s me, but we need to sit down and we need to figure out what that common denominator is and continue to progress as an offense.”

God, fuck Bob McNair. As long as he is owner of the team, it will be trash. 15 years and this is the best he can come up with?

Royal envisions the stadium as part of a wider citywide revitalization that will also include building the state’s largest bootstrap factory.

“It’s definitely frustrating,” safety T.J. Ward said.

Why is T.J. Ward talking? He helped seal that loss for the Broncos with his stupidity flex.

I bet that scared the shit out of the stripper Jerry was hiding in there for the postgame.

Of course after the play that was incomplete to Graham, Seattle did run the ball from the 1....and didn’t get in the end zone.

Well, at least it’s a better outlet for his passion than lining up offside and unabated for the purpose of cheap shotting a kicker’s legs.

What a pathetic hill to die on. If they boycotted because a rapist(s) went unpunished, that would be awesome. I’d even happily accept boycotting a game because they don’t get paid. But to boycott in support of rapists?

This is going to be terrible when he actually does get robbed in the Philippines.

For its time, it was incredibly original. It’s boring now because every plot has been redone dozens of times by every sitcom that followed it. Not to mention the Flintstones.

I think people who do this style as their natural default can pull it off. Watching comedian, actor and hipster rapper Donald Glover try to pull this off feels reductive. This isn’t his genre.

Sounds like the dude who sings down in the subway station. Sorry, man, got no change.

If I was in charge of the ceremony I would have had Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, Isiah Thomas and Hakeem Olajuwon show up wearing their combined 18 rings, while a video montage showing all the times they owned KJ’s ass was played on the video boards in the arena.

Fear not, traditionalists. The only thing those who dislike the CBA have to do to get rid of it is hire Isaiah Thomas.