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Look at that shit, though! Six faces on the poster, five black, one white. Three actor names on the poster, one black, two white.

but plans to add a “hateful conduct”reporting function soon.

The people fetishizing the national anthem are causing me to lose whatever respect I had for it in the first place. If your barometer on patriotism is whether or not you stand for a fucking song then maybe you just don’t understand the point behind America in the first place.

I guess that explains why Eli’s lips were moving the whole night.

“The Giants keep sacking me, how many times do I have to hit the button on this fucking signal watch before my pal Superman saves me?”

As a Jets fan, I welcome this news. Actually, could you see if they could flex it more? How about 2 a.m. on a Wednesday? Is it possible to flex a game to never? I vote for never. Put it on the other side of Trump’s stupid wall.

I wouldn’t run Goff out there. His receivers aren’t anything special, Todd Gurley has hit a wall and had it fall on him, and the offensive line is made of Post-It notes stuck together in vaguely human shapes.

Anyway, no matter how this goes, the Rams are 100 percent finishing 7-9.

Ah, we would have dreamed of a hole! We just had a wet patch of gravel.

Any mention of the Four Yorkshiremen gets my star these days. Especially because back then we didn’t have stars; they’d just beat you less if you said something amusing. But if you tell kids these days that, they don’t believe it.

Too late for that, Tom. All the Warriors fans we know jumped off the bandwagon and are now Cavs fans.

Wait, I thought 2-7 was usually enough to keep you in the playoff hunt in the AFC South.