It’s the sort of side business Connie’s husband (Carlo?) would have gotten upon marrying into the Corleone family, to see whether he’d fuck it up.

People may question Kroenke’s business acumen, but he *did* marry one of Sam Walton’s daughters years before Wal-Mart was the monolithic concern it’s become today.

It has nowhere near the gravitas of a Cable Ace award.. but just a minute.. TJ Miller? He’s ON SILICON VALLEY. SHENANIGANS.

Do that shit and Laugh Factory on Sunset security guards will be on you like the stink of corruption on NFL relocation committee members.

FINALLY a news OUTLET more FACILE than we ARE

“We’re not having fun, we’re not enjoying any of this, it’s awful, and it’s hard” — but enough about L.A. traffic, Jared! Seriously though, Kroenke got it wrong-ke. Jeff Fisher better start using some different bait! Whoops, I’m getting the sign.. look like my three minutes is up, folks. You’ve been great, all seven…

I liked Seattle’s approach of never at any time attempting a shot on goal, it’s the same theory that got Homer Simpson through the Bum Boxing League for a title fight with Dreaderick Tatum.

Finally, cricket starts to get interesting.

My favorite is the commercial read that takes place within the body of an interview, like “interesting stuff on the interplay between race and sports, Dr. Harry Edwards, but Subway now has THE REUBEN.” Interviewees must love that, it tells them they have the total attention of the interviewer and are not just filling…

I like that outfit and the 11th-grade mustache, he looks like the dumbest, youngest son in a mob family.

Reporter: “First take the plank out of your eye so that you can see clearly to remove the speck in your brother’s eye.”

It was sad when he dropped his clipboard on the sidelines yesterday and sorrowfully waited several minutes for an unpaid Cowboys intern to come and pick it up for him.

Assuming nobody panics, the Cowboys should make the right, well-considered decision to stay the course, meaning that they can no longer be called “America’s Team.”

What else do they have to talk about, the Jets and Fighting Irish are so abysmal that they defy even half-hearted anguish, and 49 minutes of every Mike & Mike hour is devoted to reading ads anyway.

You know, I think that the Jaguars just need to learn how to win, which is why they need to call 1-976-USSR-HACKERZ

For history’s/curiosity’s sake and nothing more, a scene was that filmed probably about the time Mrs. Rossum was welcoming a new baby girl into the world

I liked the original title, Annual Reason To Spit on Mitch Hurwitz For Resurrecting Jason Bateman’s Career ‘16

WHY NOBODY TALK TO VALANCUNIAS (smashes two rabbits’ heads together)

Well nobody expected Sean Elliott to still be playing, or Ginobili for that matter, why they’ve replaced him with a limping bald guy (of the same name?) is beyond me.

I guess it’s Happy Chemtrails to that theory.