Man my noggin is hurting. I need to take a Zolak and lie down.

He -did- coach there at one point, did he not? Am I JUST CRAZY HERE

He needs to return that coloring book to the Ole Miss Li-berry

If Kip’s Big Boy had a red-headed stepchild.

I like how they’ve singlehandedly supplied the Texans with their only two playoff wins. I mean, it’s a little unfair, Cincinnati running into the unstoppable T.J. Yates buzzsaw like that.

The question needs to be asked: is Andy Dalton in fact a failed Ronnie Rocket experiment?

Suspension increased to eight games when it’s learned his performance was enhanced not by drugs but by leeching the lifeforce and will to live out of Jay Cutler.

Alex Smith, in a burst of managerial genius after recognizing his own severe limitations, has wisely outsourced the responsibility to score points to the secondary.

Sorry, my brain was so uncomprehending of this decision that I created the one scenario where it was even more inexplicable.

In addition, Ed the Fireman has been let go in favor of brain-dead human mascot privatization and budget cuts have forced the J and the T out of the J-E-T-S chant. Fans are now breaking down the doors of the Radio City Music Hall so they can boo themselves.

(pipes spring multiple leaks)

I must have watched 10 versions of this, from the Cleese/Chapman/Feldman/Brooke-Taylor original to the recent Monty Python live iteration, and the line “We used to dream of living in a corridor” seems to always get the biggest laugh.

I still can’t believe this is the guy whose prickliness alienated McNair and Vince Young but is serene as the fucking Buddha when it comes to his current crop of milquetoast non-entities.

I was evicted from my hole in the commenting ground.

“165 passing yards? LUXURY!” — If a Texans fan was also one of the Four Yorkshiremen.

Look at the bright side, you could be paying him, playing him, AND leading the division in such a manner that makes you about as physically sick to your stomach as the phrase “The Trump Administration” does — Signed, Texans Fan

THE KNICKS PLAYED THEIR NINTH GAME YESTERDAY

THE WARRIORS PLAYED THEIR 10th GAME YESTERDAY

I don’t know what the percentages are, your not making the 2-point conversion vs. their making a 2-point conversion it if you just made it a 8-point game with an easy 1-point kick.

Houston, the 6-3 team that feels like it’s 3-6.