Well, SOMEONE sounds like a self-righteous hypocrite.

The article should really mention Penn’s own arrest for domestic assault that left Madonna bloodied, his arrest & conviction for slapping an extra on set, and other violent incidents.

I'm not listening to the guy who beat Madonna with a baseball bat.

Not sure how well bronze bullets would work

Do you think she refers to herself as Abuelita? I’d die.

Man, it takes a lot to get kicked out of one of these shows. I’ve been a subscriber to my city’s broadway series (just saw that Beetlejuice show this summer, it’s good!) for years. I think I’ve only seen one person escorted out in that time, and they were drunk and making an unholy racket. I’ve seen people reprimanded…

She’s classy now.

Surprised she wasn’t kicked out for shotgunning a Schlitz, and demanding the cast play “Free Bird”

She has a son who is 18 or around there.  His girlfriend had their baby in April, which is why this article called her a “36 year old grandmother.” 

“Do you know who I am?”

I was genuinely more shocked she was in a theater to watch a performance, than by her subsequent behavior.

Her...kids are too young to know? At what age do you expect this resentment to develop? 

‘I am on the board’

I am CRYING with laughter - what a fucking loser she is.

Ooh, Abuelita’s been kicking up a fuss!

Yes, they obviously know who you are, which is why they, probably, cackled themselves to sleep last night.

Shitty person does something shitty. Shocker.

“Do you know who I am?”

Meanwhile, Christina Ricci reminded everyone that people are complicated and just because someone is kind to you, doesn’t mean that’s everyone’s experience.

I guess we know which married guy’s asshole her tongue was buried in.